Dear Students, Faculty and Staff-
The University at ***** is canceling all classes as of 10:30 a.m. for Wednesday, January 28, 2009, due to inclement weather.
The snow emergency phone system, 555-SNOW, is currently out-of-service.
Tomorrow, this email will make me laugh. Today, I called the snow hotline every five minutes, as each professor instructs you to do on bad weather days.